4d9r's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Platform Game Maker]

Extremely Buggy Movement (-1 Star) Working Grid Layout (+2 Stars), Buggy Character Animations (-0.5 Stars) Massive Variety In Blocks (+3 Stars) Water Does Literally Nothing (-1 Star) Generally Good And I Can Very Much See The Effort Put In. I Like It! (+0.5 Stars) Also, 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,10,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,3,3,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,2,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,3,3,1,1,1,1,2,2,1,1,1,1,3,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,3,3,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,1,1,2,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,2,3,1,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,16,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,3,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,17,17,17,17,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,3,1,1,1,1,1,3,1,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,3,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,2,2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,2,3,1,1,1,1,16,2,2,2,20,20,20,20,20,20,20,20,20,20,2,2,3,3,3,3,3,2,2,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,2,1,2,2,1,2,2,386,546,764,425

[Constellation]

Idea: Let Us Add Our Own Items Using The Website But You Or Mods Have To Approve Of It Before It Gets Into The Game. Also: I WOULD BUY THIS ON STEAM FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS!!! ITS AWESOME!

[Cringe's Engine]

Honestly TERRIBLE. You Literally Just Made A Worse Version Of Scratch And Called It Your Own. I Know You "MAKE GAMES" But You Still Plagiarized This Whole Thing! MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL! Also, scratch.mit.edu

[22 Rooms]

I Love How In The Game, It's Like You Are A Robot Watching Through A Scrappy Camera While Trying To Escape! It Gives The Game Good Atmosphere That Is Helped By The Music! Which Is Really Good! The Only Complaint Is That It Took Me A Very Long Time To Figure Out What To Do With The Diamond. Otherwise, Really Good Game!

[Trivial Egg Maze]

I Learned Some New Things From This Game! It's Fun And I Like The Questions It Asks! however, It Asks The Same Things Over And Over Again And It Just Gets Boring.

[Surplus Snakes]

The Art Style Is Amazing. The Music Is, Too. The Controls Feel Bad And Hard To Use, The Snakes Pop Up With An Unnoticeable Warning. I Got Used To The Controls Now, So Not Much Of A Problem There. It's A Good Game Overall.

[Santa's Daft Delivery!]

Great Pixel Art, And Sounds! You Lose Health At Random (At Least For Me) And Santa Flies All Over The Place, After ONE HOUSE The Game Gets Around 99999999999999999999999999999 Times Faster, Making It Nearly Unplayable, You Can Get The Same House Up To 5 Times, And There Is No Control Other Than Clicking Or The Spacebar.

Holmfry responds:

Thanks for the review and rating!

To clarify, you lose lives if a house goes off the screen without a present having been delivered. And the rest is by design, Santa's out of control! :D

[Rocket Takeoff]

Terrible. Just Terrible. It Uses Free Sprites, Free Backdrops, Free Sounds, Terrible Scripting, Horrendous Pen Effects, Horrendous Color Effects, Nothing In The Game Was Made By The "Creator" If You Can Even Call Them That, If You Hit The Planet And The Ship At The Same Time, It Freezes, And NOTHING HERE IS CREDITED! It's LITERALLY THE WORST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED!

[Super Dangerous Dungeons]

INCREDIBLE!!! This Is Honestly The Best Game I Know Of On Newgrounds! One Problem: The Bonus Level Goes Up At A Very Slow Speed, Allowing Me To Go Offscreen. I Think That If You Go Over It, The Camera Should Follow You Until You Slow Down Again. AMAZING WORK!

[GRAND ADVENTURE! (STORY COMPLETE)]

The First Boss Forces You To Stay In The Air For 10 Seconds Each Time You Deal Damage To It. It Than Flings You In To The Spiders And Kills You Unfairly. Please Either Let Us Press Space For That, Or Make It MUCH Shorter. Otherwise, Great Game!

Emptygoddess responds:

Huh? Do you mean the second boss? Or... well I guess 'boss' is a sort of...

Hrm.... sounds like you're getting a delay, you should be able to wiggle your sword free pretty quickly.